Jeff Stelling Best Quotes

Who is Jeff Stelling?

Robert Jeffrey Stelling (born 18 March 1955) is an English television presenter. He currently presents Gillette Soccer Saturday for Sky Sports. On 30 October 2021, Stelling announced his intention to leave Soccer Saturday at the end of the 2021–22 season. However, on 28 March 2022, Sky Sports announced that Stelling would be staying until
the end of the 2022–23 season.

Jeff Stelling Best Quotes

Some of the best one liners and best quotes from Jeff Stelling while hosting Soccer Saturday.

“Gareth Jellyman of Mansfield Town has been sent off, hope he doesn’t throw a wobbly!”

“Mido has just been sent off and I can confirm he walks like an Egyptian”

“That’s Steve Howey’s third-ever League goal and he’s never scored more than two in a season before.”

“Middlesbrough is the second greatest place to live in Britain! Behind Hartlepool.”

“Dean Gerken, momentarily in a pickle.”

“There’s only one Enoch Showunmi. Thank God for that!”

“At Wigan at times, Conor Sammon looked like a fish out of water.”

“Chris Porter scored his first league goal last week, and he’s done the same this week.”

“Just not focussed enough, Camara, for that snapshot.”

“I was doing a bit of research during the week… the Brighton council leader’s name is Jason Kitcat… don’t laugh, give him a break.”

“Billy Paynter had a brush with the referee and has been sent off.”

“They’ll be dancing on the streets of Total Network Solutions tonight”

“Stephen Hendrie has put through his own goal. His side are snookered now.”

“We’ve had Jack Marriott score for Luton and Danny Hylton has scored for Oxford United. We just need Tommy Travelodge to score for a unique hat trick”

“Three Egyptians in the squad today, as far as Hull as are concerned. I suppose if you want to climb the football pyramid…”

“A decent performance from Barrow, in fairness”

“Matt Rhead the former JCB worker pulls one back for Mansfield, can he dig them out of a hole?”

“Herring has been sent off, red Herring.”

“Plymouth Argyle have not lost 5 home games in a row since December 1963, Oh what a night!”

“Santa Cruz has got a clause in his contract — a Santa clause.”

“Kevin Nolan has scored for Bolton, his sisters will be dancing”

“Lisa will be pleased,Adam Stansfield has scored!”

Daniel Agger was booked during a Liverpool match, Jeff asked the reporter at the ground ”what did Agger Do Do Do??”

“The referee is all at sea” when match referee Andre Marriner makes a bad decision

“Its a goal for Blackadder, a cunning plan indeed’

“Grimsby vs Fleetwood – the Cod derby – wonder who’ll get battered!”